The Food Reviewer

Born Into This World
The Food Reviewer had a humble pudgy origin, starting off innocent enough and was once human like you or me. Just a mere 10 year-old shoveling down chicken mcnuggets in a mall while shakily filming his exploits to then declare "it's a buy". He quickly rose to popularity through his nonstop random editing choices which never stayed consistent. Another contributing factor to his fame was the surprising viral nature of his fruit gushers review, it had reached half a million views before he decided to go apeshit and delete all of his videos, I mean, before he got "hacked".

Bagel Bite Betrayal
The Food Reviewer was treading on eggshells with his fanbase after deleting all of his videos but he crossed the line with his infamous "Three Cheese Bagel Bites" review. It's possibly his lowest rated video and justly so. I'll let you critique it for yourself.

"Fuck you pizza, fuckin' fuck, tastes like shit. This pizza is the worse thing since 9/11, fuck.."
This shitfuck diarrhea dickpiss review was most likely conceived after The Food Reviewer saw his first angry video game review video. After finding this ancient dog turd form of "entertainment" on the shiternet he decided it would be fucking hilarious to mimic the same worn out formula that's been beaten and jacked off to death.