Auntie Mayhem

Prone to infinite mayhem, this skeletal beast once carried a behemoth satchel across the northern wastes of Nunavut. Upon arrival in Iqaluit, Auntie Mayhem's bones shattered and cultivated form in any shape they could muster.

Reports indicate that this being can be found sipping on Jagermeister while relaxing in a Laz-e Boy and listening to cool jazz. The northern climates have destroyed Auntie Mayhem's migration pattern, as they often reign in nostalgia of better times. Florida provides the proper atmosphere for Auntie Mayhem to regain her previous strength.